So-called gay friends

When you are a supermodel, you get laid everywhere you go. Every day with a different person. You are a super-spreader of STDs. Tail keeps throwing itself at you. But deep inside, you know you don't deserve it.

At the gay bar the average guys are looking for a relationship to avoid rejection. The hotties are looking for a one-night-stand, fully expecting rejection once the hookup gets to know the real you. 

In your gay friend group, a new super-hottie will try to break up monogamous couples with casual sex. That's why you must protect your partner from your so-called friends. Therefore you can either have gay friends or a gay lover. Not both.